Inspirational Quote of the Day Archives.

Short. Inspirational. Sometimes funny.
Today's Inspirational Quote:

Johnny Carson

"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."

-- Johnny Carson

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Did you Know...

... that today is the birthday of the microwave oven (1945)? Celebrate by giving it a day off today!

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