Funny Quotations...

Here are all the funny quotations you've ever wanted gathered together in one place. We have all sorts of humor and laughs just waiting to brighten up your day.

For example, one of my favorite funny famous quotations really gives you a principle to live by: "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work" (Robert Orben).

Whether it's funny friendship quotations, funny love quotations, or just something to cheer you up, humor is a universal language.

You can even find words of wisdom and advice on this site -- such as Bill Cosby's caution to "always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

Everyone loves a good funny quote, and the funny famous quotations on this page will work for any occasion.

If you love to laugh -- and who doesn't? -- enjoy the funny quotations contained in our...

Top 10 List of Funny Quotations:

Favorite Funny Quotations #1
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
Favorite Funny Quotations #2
Every crowd has a silver lining.
P.T. Barnum
Favorite Funny Quotations #3
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?
Jean Kerr
Favorite Funny Quotations #4
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
Favorite Funny Quotations #5
The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert Benchley
Favorite Funny Quotations #6
A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
Favorite Funny Quotations #7
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
Favorite Funny Quotations #8
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Robert Orben
Favorite Funny Quotations #9
The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
Favorite Funny Quotations #10
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant

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