Funny Quotations...

For example, one of my favorite funny famous quotations really gives you a principle to live by: "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work" (Robert Orben).

Whether it's funny friendship quotations, funny love quotations, or just something to cheer you up, humor is a universal language.

You can even find words of wisdom and advice on this site -- such as Bill Cosby's caution to "always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."

Everyone loves a good funny quote, and the funny famous quotations on this page will work for any occasion.

If you love to laugh -- and who doesn't? -- enjoy the funny quotations contained in our...