Funny Famous Quotes...

so why not sit back, relax, find a new favorite famous funny quote. (Try saying that five times fast.)

There are tons of funny quotes from famous people -- even those with a somewhat serious reputation, like WWII hero Winston Churchill: "However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results."

You have to love it when they're not only funny, but true.

No matter what sort of famous and funny quotes you're looking for, this will be a treasure chest of laughter.

We have everything from humorous statements from politicians to funny famous movie quotes -- such as this one from Ace Ventura, Pet Detective: "If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer!"

Somewhere in this selection of funny famous quotes is something to tickle you just right, so don't give up -- keep searching till you find it in our...