Quotes By Steven Wright...
Comedian Steven Wright (sometimes mistakenly spelled Stephen Wright) has lots of wonderfully funny quotes. Check out our 'Top 10' List of Favorites:
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #1
- Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #2
- I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #3
- I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #4
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #5
- If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #6
- My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #7
- (Referring to a glass of water) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody.
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #8
- My theory on evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #9
- There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Favorite Quotes By Steven Wright #10
- I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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