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If you love Steven Wright quotes, you won't be able to get enough of this site. As always, this funnyman's laugh-till-you-drop quotations are enough to get a smile out of even the toughest audience.

The mark of a great comedian is his ability to fit into any situation, and there's definitely a Steven Wright quote for every occasion.

In fact, when my sister moved into her new apartment, the card I sent her featured this Steven Wright quote: "I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious."

But not all Steven Wright quotes are funny. Why, some of them are downright philosophical. Just consider his musing on one of life's great mysteries: "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

What, indeed? So if you have a philosophical bent with a well developed sense of humor, strap in tight and laugh your way through these hilarious Steven Wright quotes. You can find a list of favorites in our...

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