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- I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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- I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
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- I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
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- I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead; you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by.
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- I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
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- I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious.
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- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
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- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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- I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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- When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool."
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