Our Favorite Sandra Boynton Quotes...

If you love chocolate, Sandra Boynton quotes will rock your world. No one knows chocolate better, and no one describes it more appealingly -- or with a stronger tongue in cheek.

Thinking you can cut calories with a chocolate substitute? Ummmm, no.

As Sandra Boynton herself points out, "carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt."

There's no one quite like Sandra Boynton -- children's author and chocolate lover. Fortunately, she finally found a way to meld her two loves when she wrote her book Chocolate: The Consuming Passion. As she puts it: "The book was largely motivated by the allure of having all my chocolate expenses be tax-deductible for a year."

So curl up with your computer, grab a chocolate bar and laugh along with fantastic Sandra Boynton quotes in our...

List of Chocolate Quotes:

Favorite Sandra Boynton Chocolate Quotes #1
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
Favorite Sandra Boynton Chocolate Quotes #2
Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
Favorite Sandra Boynton Chocolate Quotes #3
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
Favorite Sandra Boynton Chocolate Quotes #4
"Chocolate -- The Consuming Passion" was written for the Chocolate Elite -- the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'
Favorite Sandra Boynton Chocolate Quotes #5
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

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