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Think about this one: "Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head."

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More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #1
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #2
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #3
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #4
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #5
When I am king, they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.-- In The Prince and the Pauper
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #6
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #7
Let us endeavor to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #8
What, Sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #9
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
More Favorite Quotes from Mark Twain #10
Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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