The Humorous Quote -- Our Top 10 List of Favorite Humorous Quotes...

With all the humorous quotes out there, how can you find the ones that will really bring on the laughs? By scanning through this site, of course! These humor quotes are the perfect antidote to a bad day.

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Top 10 List of Favorite Humorous Quotes:

Favorite Humorous Quote #1
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
Robert Benchley
Favorite Humorous Quote #2
Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Favorite Humorous Quote #3
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns
Favorite Humorous Quote #4
A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on.
Samuel Goldwyn
Favorite Humorous Quote #5
I always divide people into two groups. Those who live by what they know to be a lie, and those who live by what they believe, falsely, to be the truth.
Christopher Hampton
Favorite Humorous Quote #6
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil.
Golda Meir
Favorite Humorous Quote #7
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
Favorite Humorous Quote #8
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
Groucho Marx
Favorite Humorous Quote #9
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
G. K. Chesterton
Favorite Humorous Quote #10
I really didn't say everything I said.
Yogi Berra

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