The Graduation Quote -- Another 'Top 10' List of Favorites...
Looking for the right graduation quote? You've come a great place filled with our 'Top 10' list of favorites...
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #1
- Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
Garry Trudeau
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #2
- A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
W.H. Auden
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #3
- The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Doug Larson
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #4
- Study hard, and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.
George Bush, (41st US president in a speech in 1992, to graduates after learning Millie, his dog, made $889,176 in book royalties.)
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #5
- It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days.
Isabel Waxman
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #6
- There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning.
Orrin Hatch
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #7
- ...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional.
Bob Bickford
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #8
- Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
Gary Bolding
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #9
- The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Russell Green
- Favorite Humorous Graduation Quote #10
- Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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