The Funny Quote: 'Top 10' Lists of Humorous and Funny Quotes...
Looking for a funny quote? If so, you've come to the right place.
The funny quotes below will give you a wonderful chuckle -- or perhaps even a deep belly laugh. Enjoy these funny quotes from our 'Top 10' Lists of Favorites (with more coming all the time). Or check out our other 'Top 10' Funny Quotes Lists at the bottom of this page.
'Top Ten' Favorite Funny Quotes
- Favorite Funny Quote #1
- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
- Favorite Funny Quote #2
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
- Favorite Funny Quote #3
- I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George Burns
- Favorite Funny Quote #4
- Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
- Favorite Funny Quote #5
- I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
- Favorite Funny Quote #6
- Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
- Favorite Funny Quote #7
- The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
Arthur Schopenhauer
- Favorite Funny Quote #8
- More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben
- Favorite Funny Quote #9
- Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton
- Favorite Funny Quote #10
- I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
Katherine Hepburn
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- 'Top 10' Steven Wright Quotes
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- 'Top 10' Famous Robin Williams Quotes
We hope you get a good laugh from all of these funny quotes!
