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These funny quotes are just the ticket to help get you through your day, whether you're working in a cubicle, refereeing three squabbling kids, or cramming for an exam.
There are quotes to bring on the giggles, quotes to elicit a quick chuckle, and even quotes that may have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
We've got enough funny quotes or sayings to make your whole year brighter. These include famous funny quotes from Groucho Marx--"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
We'll make you laugh like only a friend can with some funny friendship quotes, such as this one from C.S. Lewis: "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'"
If you think that's a funny quote, keep reading.
The funny quotes below will give you a wonderful chuckle -- or perhaps even a deep belly laugh. We've got plenty more funny quotes to tickle your fancy in our...
Top 10 List of Favorite Funny Quotes:
- Favorite Funny Quote #1
- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
- Favorite Funny Quote #2
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Favorite Funny Quote #3
- I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
- Favorite Funny Quote #4
- Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
- Favorite Funny Quote #5
- I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
- Favorite Funny Quote #6
- Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
- Favorite Funny Quote #7
- The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
- Favorite Funny Quote #8
- More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
- Favorite Funny Quote #9
- Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton
- Favorite Funny Quote #10
- I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
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