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You'll find great funny quotations -- and humorous quotations -- in our 'Top 10' list of favorites:
- Favorite Funny Quotations #1
- Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
- Favorite Funny Quotations #2
- Every crowd has a silver lining.
P.T. Barnum
- Favorite Funny Quotations #3
- I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -- an adorable pancreas?
Jean Kerr
- Favorite Funny Quotations #4
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Agatha Christie
- Favorite Funny Quotations #5
- The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Robert Benchley
- Favorite Funny Quotations #6
- A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
- Favorite Funny Quotations #7
- The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
- Favorite Funny Quotations #8
- Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.
Robert Orben
- Favorite Funny Quotations #9
- The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
- Favorite Funny Quotations #10
- What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant
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