Funny Love Quotes...
Find funny love quotes -- and other funny quotes -- on our 'Top 10' List of Favorites...
Here's our 'Top 10' List of Funny Love Quotes:
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #1
- I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Alf Whit
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #2
- I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #3
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #4
- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith, Milk Money
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #5
- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #6
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #7
- Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
H. L. Mencken
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #8
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #9
- You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #10
- You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
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