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Looking for funny love quotes -- something to break from the sentimental and send a wedding party into laughter, or maybe just bring a smile to your beloved's face? Then this is the site for you.
You won't believe the selection of love quotes on this site, from short funny love quotes to longwinded explanations of why heartache is actually pretty chuckle-worthy.
Got a friend who's a bit of a cynic? Recite H.L. Mencken's funny love quote to make them laugh: "Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull."
We have cute funny love quotes, too -- not quite as caustic but just as much fun, such as this one from Benjamin Franklin: "One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued."
There are so many funny quotes on love you'll hurt yourself laughing -- but then, that's the point of funny quotes.
So whether you're making a wedding speech or writing a card to a beloved with a sense of humor, enjoy the funny love quotes in our...
Top 10 List of Funny Love Quotes:
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #1
- I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #2
- I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #3
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #4
- There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith, Milk Money
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #5
- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #6
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #7
- Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
H. L. Mencken
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #8
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #9
- You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
- Favorite Funny Love Quotes #10
- You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.