Funny Inspirational Quotes...
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- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #1
- Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.
Richard Bach (Illusions)
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #2
- Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #3
- If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.
Montaigne
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #4
- Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.
J.C. Penney
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #5
- My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Montaigne
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #6
- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Noelie Alito
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #7
- Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
Henri L. Bergson
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #8
- We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #9
- Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
Bertrand Russell
- Favorite Funny Inspirational Quotes #10
- The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Maureen Dowd
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