Funny Famous Quotes...
You'll find great funny famous quotes (and famous funny quotes) <g> in our 'Top 10' List of Favorites:
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #1
- However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
Winston Churchill
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #2
- If only God would give me some clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #3
- Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
Salvador Dali
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #4
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Bertrand Russell
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #5
- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
Joseph Heller
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #6
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #7
- The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #8
- For God's sake give me the young man who has brains enough to make a fool of himself.
Robert L Stevenson
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #9
- The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes #10
- Cheer up. The worst is yet to come.
Mark Twain
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